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Thursday, March 01, 2007

The Real Jesus Juice

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If Titanic director James Cameron's forthcoming documentary about the discovered remains of Jesus leaves you scratching your head, try this one on: America's first faith-based energy drink. 1in3Trinity aims to energize your body and soul with a blend of juice "handed down from the flourishing vines and trees of the Holy Land." Between Cameron's movie and this spiritual new Red Bull, Moses might be headed down Mt. Sinai with Commandment 11: "Thou shalt not use the Lord for publicity."



—Emily Fleischaker, editorial assistant

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